I am new, I came from the (Loveable) dumpster fire that is the slap battles wiki, I posted a poll and the mass decided I should 100% Celeste, I’d like tips. Imma start this weekend.
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i like mr oshiro
im decent at celeste
every aside, bside, and cside completed 3x
golden strawberries for 1a, 2a, 1c, 2c, 5c
favorite aside is farewell, favorite bside is forsaken city, and favorite cside is mirror temple or core
i play on switch :(
fastest 1-7 time is 1hour14min sad D:
I finally beat every c-side with its golden berry!!!
Okay, I just dropped here
I got Celeste on the Steam Autumn Sale (sometime around Black Friday) and OH MY GOD BUT IT IS SUCH A GOOD GAME
Where'd all the hype go? Me alongside about half of my friend group have this game at this point and we're all practically on full grind
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL THE USERS WHO MADE THE CRYSTAL HEART GUIDE FOR 6A
But damn this game is so good, I've just dropped in
I'm on 11 crystal hearts (1-8A, and 1,2 and 5B) and just saying hi ig
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Also I have a question to anyone who comes here
I've spent so long on 2A looking for this final strawberry. I have 119 total (yeah I suck) having spent 19 hours on this profile, and the second to last strawberry on the first part of 2A - where is that? I can do 2A deathless and I've explored all of the place (I think) but I can't find it - where is it?
(Also no... I haven't done a speedrun yet but I will soon)
Thanks to anyone answers my question, and hello everyone!
I finally got all of the C-side Golden Berries, even the Summit C-side!
UHM. SO LIKE BEFORE THIS BEGINS . I WARN!! THIS POST INCLUDES MAJOR SPOILErS FOR THE STORY OF CELESTE AND STUFF AND SHIT. ALTHOUGH KINDA A BIT OVEREXAGGERATED SINCE SOME STUFF CLEARLY DOESNT HAPPEN. ENJOY. OR DONT. YEAH
Prologgeee..e.e.e.e.e.e
MALDEINE: wow here I a,m.. the Celeste mountain trail. Certainly a.
MAKDKIENE: hoyl shit is that a fallj, block? I better. Not get crushed. phew that was a crazy scary miment.
gneamam: lmao you suck. that was my driveway bitch. go home
Makndekeien: no fuck you
And so… mamdleiene went to climb the . Moutnain. But UH OH BRIDHE UNSTABLE! This is sad. WATCH OUT YOU WILL DIE
Ma. D: oh fuck
bird: jk you can dash now
Mammdleine: wow. Thanks.
cahptper 1: foork citayyy
Madmmeoeien: WOAHH.. this is cool place. Why are there so many fucking floating berries.
Berry: thank you. Get 1000 points!!
Madmemememe: wow.that’s awesome e e e. OSmmz a Oakes smorlgmeKlM aowkems soskems. AOWKEMS SOWKAMA WOEKZMSKEPDMD DHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
The: Jesus fucking Christ are you ok?? girl you look like yo uh had. Aa. Storke
Madmelekeje: fuck you. Wait hold on. I don’t think I’m reading my script correctly how the fuck did this conversation go again
The: uhmm like… crazy place mountain! Yeah. Cool also my name is.. Theo I think.
Madkdjejene: fuck off
The: bitch
mamddieine: sorry. my name is like the fuckign MALCIENE madkeieje e from CELETSE
Theo: crazy.
Madeline: where the fuck do you come from or sometihng
Theo: seatutrtle
Madeline: okay?
The: you’re very . This city is so. INSTAGRAM . THEOUNDERSTARS
Mledianne: huh. What. Ok bye bye
The: glhf. Are you gonna go for the golden berries too?
Madeline: what
The: huh
Madeline: bye
And so… the.. after a bit. Made,ine.. she did it! She finished the city after.. the.. 5e… many zipper block! And. Stuff. Gg!
Bird: hi I’m on your head now
Maldeienne: idk this may have been a mistake. Good nigth!
CHAPTER. 2: the site that is. ITS SOOOO OOLDDDD
Amaldieneme: wow. I woke up. Cool magical place with. Grey sparkle
block things. Oh there’s more berries. Neat. Whatever
*after some ve.r.r..sy GOODY parkour and stuff*
Mirror: hi I’m mirror.
Mirror:
Mirror: OWWWW IM BREAK
madeleine e: fucking hell. I’m not that ugly am I??
???: I’m mirror you. Ok bue
Madeline: ok that was weird. Bye. Hey the dream block. Things work now!
It’s berryhuntitn time..
*a few… moment… late…. ERR AHAAHAHA*
???: slow the fuck down jeez
Madeline: OK WHO THE FUCK AR RYIU
??: I’m you lol
Madelineeene: fuck off… I call you badeline now because your me but BAD
hahahahaha
badeline: true.. i m like. Your . Depression and anxiety? But like.. personified. Or something. Idk that’s just how ng1 interpreted it
Madeline: who the fucks ng1
Badeline: I don’t. Know. Whatever uh,. You ain’t moutnain clibmer. Go home
Madeline: fuck you
Baskdkjenee: GRRR CHASE TIME
maldineme:AHHH
*a .. yeah just play the game if you wanna know the gameplay and whatever*
Pay phone ee time!
Mad,Keene: HAY,, uhm. I am in trouble
other person: cool idc. Haven’t talked to you in months
NamMdleine: oh right I’m dreaming. Fuck
Badeline: yeah wake fuck up lmaooo
*wakes ip*
Madeline: wow what the fuck was that
VCHAPter 3: HOTEL TRAvIGO!!!!!!!!!!!
Madeleine: ok cool. Uhm. wow its a hotel. Wtf is with all this red outlined
black SLUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATER IT. whatever. I get it is time tto unlock the hotel
Madeneleien: wow it is empty. Ring
Osihiror: oh hi welcome to my hotel
Madelienee: bitch you a fucking ghost? Fr? This mountain wasnt crazy
enough ig fuck you
Oishior: (aw my gaw.d…. My first customer.. Ineve.r !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Madeleine: you said that out loud
Ohshito: oh. Shit. oh! Anwyas we lte… lets go on with the tour. Theres a lot
of berries round these parters too MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM you like berries right
Madeeienee: omg yassss i want all the 1000 points pls!!!!!
Ohsito: ok cool. You have fun with that
A few berrie collecting and other things later..
Ohshiro: welcome to the bridge to the . main place
Madeleienee: why is it entirely trash
Ohisito:
Ohsiriro: enjoy
Madeleine; oh well ig it cant be that ba- WHAT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS HOTEL
Oshiiror: sorry
Madeleine: bitch ass mf you gotta clean it
Oshshiro:
Madelene:
Oshiroror: no. you do it
Madeline: bitch??
ohsiro; you didnt pay to stay. So clean it up
Madeline: fine wahtever
Later..
Theo: oh hi im climbing through vent now
Nmadeeline: what
Theo: yeah. That guys freaky i wanna get the fuck away from him imo
Mandeeidelme: ok whatever
A cleanliness later:
Ohsiror: ok thanks. Follow me
Madeleine: yeah
A few later.. Again
Oshiriorr: uh oh im stressed… dsuhwgesdhfyqwuif 87regqehryw8gpe
Madeleine: ohhh so thats where the funny red things come from ohhhh
Oshiror; uhm.. See you at the uhm… presidential suite or smth
Amdaelien ee: guhhh….. More obstacles! Wait. i know a funny little trick.
*le demodash*
Madeleiene: gg ez. Btw guys i looked it up if you didnt know. Fun life fact
incase you go to a magical mountain!
*to the presidenatl suite!!!!!!!*
Oshiror: ok this is the final place
Madeleine: cool- oh no
Badeleinee: HAHA BITCH!!!!!!!! THIS PLACE SUCKS
Ohisro: gjq3h8yur ao8yegafwr8ugw rv8uaeirsd u8asdv wafs87q34tw
8ruaeyhur87sf (TURNS ITNO HALF DEMON HALF DEMON HALF WEIRD big
hEAD GUY)
Madewlinee: lowkey what the fuck. Im getting out of here
( a rooftop later\\
Madeleine: ah fuck shit im corner
Rooftop: ok ill break
Maeldienee; ty wait FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
End
CHAPTER 4: THE OGLDEN RIDGE
Mdadleiene; ok.. Iuhmmmermmmm i dont think threres too much story in
this chapter…. Holy fuck the wind is AWFUL!!!
*a .. few moments later. Im sorry. lol*
Greaany: oh hi
Madeldeiene: get the fuck away from me
Granny: k lol. gl hf
Madeleine: thx
More mountain later….
Mdaeleone: ok i finished the golden ridge. h i theo
The; hi. Lets get on the. Lift thing i forgot what it was called sorry
Madeleine: lol k
Balfeinedde: sorry sis im here to ruin your dayyyy
Madeleine: ahh hfuck i hate anxiety
Theo: uhmm ackshually… feather
Madeline;
Madeline:
Madeline: holy fuck youre a genisu
Baldienene: damn it.. Foiled again!
Chapter.. 5th. The 5th one: MIRROR TEMEPLELELE
Madeleine: ok cool temple
Theo: ikr . lets go
After.. A bit. Again
Theo: HELP. i an mirror
Madeleine: didnt ask. Bye. ok obstacle time.
Time later..
Madeline: ok. Curtain time. Now its time to go to sleep
Seeker: HAHAAHJ IM STATUE IN DREAM. Who is now alive. DIE
Madeline: ok i will wake up
Wakes up
Madleine: waoh what a weird as dream
Badeline: sorey thise seeker things are real. Also your friends in a crystal
lmao
Amdeline: grr.. I bet sans undertale was behind this
Badleiene:
Badeliner: ??????
Madeline. Whatever. Time to carry crystal man
Theo: wow you can lift.
Madeleine: alsowemswee. SAUCE
(a few rooms later)
Madeline: what the fuck is that thing
Papyrus: hi guys uits papyrus hte skeleton from undertale you gotta.
Prepare to soovel eone of my puzz WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THI
Seekr: (killers paorurysusus)
Madeline: sad story. 102.3 rippppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Theo: ok whatever. Throw me at the eye and we be good
Mad4eline: kay
Theo: ok we did it. Time to. Uhm. relax
CHAPTER 6.6.6.66.6.6.6.6.6..6.66.6.6.6.66.: to reflect
Madeliene: wow. This waas . im nearly at the summit
Theo: cool. Lets talk
Theo: so like.. How do you
Madelunee: AHCOL
Theo: ok thats not healthy at all. Uhm. whatever i forgot the dialogue
Mdaeline: omg bestie same
Theo: never call me that again
Madelune: ok im doing some. Feather stuff. Bye
*flying. moment.*
Madeline: woahhh
BADLEIEN: HEY IM BACK. FUCK YOU. DOWN YOU ARE GO!!!!!!!
Madelune: arghh now. Im . at the bottom again. Lake! Who dis
Kevin:
Madeline: ok ima dash into you
Kevin: FWAHAHAHA
MADeline: cool story bro
Kevin: FWAHAHAHAKevin: FWAHAHAHAKevin: FWAHAHAHAKevin:
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Mdaeline: ok thats enough time for the actual dialgoue. Aslo shit no
casoosted fuper? This mountains a scam. 0 stars i might as well play
dashless+ instead piece of shit
Granny: im sorry what the fuck is a casoosted fuper
Madeline: get with the times old woman lmao. Also. like i cant believe im
asking your crazy ass but how do i deal with my evil doppleganger /
depression / whatever / slash / ok
Granny: uhm. Beat the shit out of it
Madeline: ohhhh yeah. Lemme go do that
BIG KEVIN: BIG Kevin: FWAHAHAHA
Rock bototm section time!!
Badeline; tak eone step closer… and i will. Show m y true power
Madeleine: ok fight me.
Badeline: hahah.a.. AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU
FOOL….
IM…. IM…………
BADELINE: SANS UNDERTALE!!!!!!!1
Madeline:
Madeline: ???
Madeline: wait nvm that makes a lotta sense
Badeline: yeah. Prepare to die now lmao. I use.. My. gaster blasters. Thats
what theyre called right
Madeline: whatever. I win anyways im the main character SUTPUD!!!!
Badleine:
Badeline: well shit you got me there. Lamaooooooo
Baleine: you can leave.. Igg.. you dont really need me right
Madeline: nah
Badleine: istg if like. The moral of this game is friendship or smth
Madeline: no like i hate you i just need the double dash
Badeline:
Badeline: fuck you
LEVEL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHATPER 7: ITS SUMMITIN TIME
Madeleine: i am sooo ready for this shit to.b eat up/
Madelone: woooooooooooooooooooooo
*orb*
WHOOOSH
Split
Badeline: hey. Wow . that was cool ig
Maelinde. Yeah: its time for the 500m
Baseline: ok gl with the zippers and whatever
Ng1: ok guys so like. Theres no dialogue in the gameplay so im just
skipping to next orb for this
BADELINE: SEE THIS IS THE DUDE I WAS TALKING ABOUT
Madeline: lmao your like. Delusional bro is NOT real
Badeline: whatever
500m orb:
Badeline: bro. That was certainly cool.
Madeline: so true
Badeline: yeahhhhhh. Were. this is awesoemee.
Madeline: uhm.. How do we pass the time
Badeline: hmm.. Daily celeste fun fact 1! Madeline is canonically a trans
women
Madeline: tru
1000m orb:
Badeline: that dream stuff was crazy
Madeline: yeah. Favourite mechanic imo. Have you heard of dream
smuggles
Badeline: what
Madeline: you can like. If you dash grab same time you can jellyfish and
theo through the dreamer
Badeline: madeline what the fuck are you saying
Madeline: oh right you havent played strawberry jam gyms yet
Badeline: ??? yeah. I dont need to. Im sans i have the undertale to be at
Madeline: truth
1500m orb:
Madeline: ARGHHH I HATE CHAPTER 3 ARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Badeline: skill issue tbh. Cycles are funnnn
CyanDizzy: I agree
MADELINE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Caandizy: i. Dont know. I remember youre routes btw.Badaeline: yo!! Bro! I
remember the routes too! We have so much incommon. Sans undertale is
that what i am
2000m:
Madeline: Man, the wind sucks.
Badeline: Could not agree more. I mean, just look at Monika's D-sides. 4D
is a mess!
Madeline: Eh, maybe it’s not THAT bad… Hey, on the topic of the D-sides,
I’ve noticed something interesting.
Badeline: Hmm? What’s on your mind?
Madeline: There’s no such thing as “7B1D”.
Badeline: What do you mean? Mind explaining?
Madeline: So.. 7D, right? The Summit D-side. Someone decided to be a bit
experimental, and create 7D with Single Dash, also known as 7D 1 Dash,
or 7D1D.
Badeline: Neat. So I’m assuming that 7B1D refers to 7B with Single Dash?
Madeline: Affirmative. Strangely, There exists a 7A1D and 7C1D, yet there’s
no 7B1D.
Badeline: Huh. That’s… somewhat interesting. Thank you for the insight, I
hope someone makes it soon. I love 7B, It’s a fairly fun level.
Madeline: …You haven’t even played 7B as of now within the story.
Badeline: …And?
Madeline: …Good point. Wait, why are we using actual grammar? This is a
post written by Juke’s Towers of Hell Wiki User “NotGettino1st”, for crying
out loud!
Badeline: I.. don’t know. Maybe that one “CyanDizzy” dude that appeared before has something to do with it. Ah well, let’s just continue on.
2500m:
Madeline: I LOVE SWAP BLOCKS! THEY SO GOODY..>.
Badeline: k. Cool. i agree. They remind me of that SWAPS//T map thing.
Madeline: why the fuck did they even name it that anyways. Also SS
fucking SUCKS shut up
Badeline: idk, but i disagree! Its a great map!!!
Madeline: ITS TERRIBLY UNREADABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
BADELINEE: fuck you too!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!11. Whatever. We’re at the final
stretch. Gl.
*and so… the. Madeline celeste. Climbed to the flag of the mountain*
Madeline: wow.. I didid it1!!
BADELINE: truth. Sorry for. Doubt you. You are definitely mountain climber
now.
Madeline: man. Cleeste i a great game. I liked the part were celeste
climbed mount madeline. Truly a . game
Badeline: yeah.
Madeline : mhm. My only complaint is that there were no FUCKING
CASOOSTED FUPERS!!!!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING CASOOSTED FUPERS, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1: the people
2: Chapters
3: Objects
4: Collectibles
1 Madeline, Theo, Badeline, Old Woman, Mr Oshiro, Bird, Alex, Carlos, Green haired Person, Mom,
2 Forsaken City, Old Site, Celestial Resort, Golden Ridge, Mirror Temple, Reflection, The Summit, Epilogue, Core, Farewell,
3 Kevin Blocks, Anti Gravity Platforms, Barriers, Bird, Blades, Blue Torches, Bumpers, Cassette Blocks, Checkpoints, Circling Sludge, Collapsing Bridge, Conveyor Walls, Corrupted Spikes, Crystal Spikes, Crystals, Dash Crystals, Dash Switches, Disappearing Platforms, Double Dash Crystals, Falling Platforms, Feathers, Fire Balls, Green Bubbles, Guided Platforms, Hot Bumpers, Hot Cold Switches, Ice Balls, Ice Walls, Ice Magma Barriers, Ice Magma Corridors, Jellyfish, Keys, Launching Blocks, Locks, Moon Blocks, Moving Platforms, Overhead Platfoms Trap, Pink Clouds, Platform Rearranging Buttons, Pufferfish, Purple Orbs, Red Bubbles, Red Walls, Rising Ice Magma, Seeker, Charging Seeker, Dormat Seeker, Semi Smashable Walls, Shattering Blocks, Shield Activated Platforms, Shields, Shimmer Blocks, Sinking Platforms, Skull Binoculars, Sludge, Sludge Spawning Tiles, Smashable Walls, Snowballs, Space Blocks, Spikes, Springs, Starbelts, Starblades, Dashing Platforms, Temple Gates, Conveyor Belt Platforms, Trapped Feathers, Triggered Platforms, Utility Vaults, Water, White Clouds, Wind, Yellow Torches,
4 Red Strawberry, Strawberry Seeds, Winged Strawberry, Golden Strawberry, Winged Golden Strawberry, Moon Berry, Blue Crystal Heart, Red Crystal Heart, Yellow Crystal Heart, Gray Crystal Heart, Cassette,
Everyone sounds like animal crossing characters
The game is rage-fully hard, like i have over 100 deaths each chapter
The Badeline chase was Scary as freak and had me screaming my heart out
I pretty much turned Celeste Into a horror game because i kept getting scared by every little thing
Pretty much it, i'm sure i'm not the only guy with these problems, right?
I'm new here, i hope you guess don't mind if i go off-topic here, i just wanna make a little introduction for me and my Sona, Driker
I hope this wiki is a good place :)
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I'm going to a geek culture convention and I'm planning to go in a Madeline cosplay , but I only have a pink wig, and my hair is short and brown. Her hair is actually red, so I wonder if it's OK to use the pink wig.
Turn on assist mode. Change Air Dashes to infinite. Do not turn on anything else. You must now beat the game without touching the ground (unless it's at the beginning, during a cutscene, or to get into an end-cutscene hitbox)
Quick link to poll can be found here.
Hey everyone, this is an important announcement about possible changes to this wiki's policy. For a long time, the Objects page on this wiki has been a source of controversy, ultimately resulting in the current policy of "duplicate entries." It looks like this:
However, because of this policy, we have become the laughingstock of almost the entire Celeste community. If you search "fandom wiki" on the official Celeste discord, all you will get is pages upon pages of people laughing at that single page. Here are just a few of the hundreds of examples:
All of these messages were posted within the last five months. Despite the wealth of knowledge we have on this wiki, and despite the amount of effort people have put into it — some writing entire books worth of information — virtually all of the Celeste community actively discourages new members from using our wiki solely because of that one page.
And proof of the effect of that ridicule? According to the wiki analytics, over the past year and a half, we have effectively had ZERO new members. This has been the status quo for the past 21 months:
In light of this, a change in policy may be necessary. For example, instead of the current system of creating a separate duplicate entry for each name variation, we could use only one entry for each object featuring the most common name, with alternate names being listed as a subnote. For example:
We want to see what this community as a whole thinks about the issue. Do we want to keep the current policy, or do we want to renovate the Objects page?
I'll leave it up to you to decide. Here is the link to the poll, which will be open for a week:
https://celestegame.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000036022
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